This is unorthodox and definitely not FDA approved,
Heat some olive oil and equal amount of butter on medium high (in this experiment I used a small stainless steel omelette pan.) Dump a teaspoon of garam masala and some crushed red pepper flakes. Throw in calamari rings and cook for a couple of minutes. Pour in tomato sauce to cover the ramen that you’ve just put in there (no kidding.) That’s it.